There was John, Jane and Betsy
Eatin' bugs and drinkin' pepsi
Dancin' jigs up on the fever,
off the sides, down the neighbor
I was stark with sister feather
she was courting with umba-rella
she would fit so much about it
that should never cope without it
was you ever see such a good time
I was god of brother Joe
He was come from Calico
Here we go just to college
For to have a bit of knowledge
was you ever see such a good time
She was stricken, strikin' whistle
Makin' noise just like the devil
Dirty jones, and pointy seven
come to see the open rearway
Eatin' bugs and drinkin' pepsi
Dancin' jigs up on the fever,
off the sides, down the neighbor
I was stark with sister feather
she was courting with umba-rella
she would fit so much about it
that should never cope without it
was you ever see such a good time
I was god of brother Joe
He was come from Calico
Here we go just to college
For to have a bit of knowledge
was you ever see such a good time
She was stricken, strikin' whistle
Makin' noise just like the devil
Dirty jones, and pointy seven
come to see the open rearway