In Search of Diamonds Lyrics

Woke up this morning on the beach
Started walking, it's my regular routine
I was on the search for some diamonds
Let me tell you just what I see
I saw...
-A castle with a view!
-Fields of bamboo!
-Guy from Kung-Fu
-A giant screw!
-A kangaroo
-Some chicken stew
-And the woman who lived in a shoe

I saw...
-A white whale!
-The holy grail!
-Pirate ships without a sail!
-Airmail
-Volcano fail
-Pyramids, not to scale
-And some things I should not go into detail
You never know what you will find
Shaping a world that's in your mind
See for yourself and walk with me!
A world of wonder, a land of beauty
Across the mountains and over the sea
But I still haven't found any diamonds

I've been walkin' around for miles
Still no diamonds to be found
Maybe I should look underground?
I started diggin' a hole
Drillin' through dirt
Then I fell through
Landed in some water
What have I gotten myself into?
Saw...
-A lava lake near the core
-Kratos from God of War
-Mushroom spore
-Liquer store
-Statue of Dumbledore
-Wooden shed with a bed
-Spiders and the undead
-Arrowhead
-Loaf of bread
-Giant spool of golden thread

I saw a sparkle in the dark
I put my axe right through that mark
At last, I'd found me some diamonds!
Oh, I'm so happy I could ride a pig!
(Oink, oink)