EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
RICK GRIMES!
VERSUS!
WALTER WHITE!
BEGIN!
[Rick Grimes]
Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad
I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad
A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day
Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues
Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse
Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler
Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver
You tore your family apart sin by sin
Where I live, it happens literally limb from limb
So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it
I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast
[Walter White]
I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
[Rick Grimes]
CARL! I said stay back with the others
While I finish this b**** like you finished your mother
You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want
I'll watch you get eaten on my f*****' front lawn
[Walter White]
Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can b*** me
I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECII...
AUGH... AHHH... AUUUUGHHHH, AHH
AUHHH-EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
RICK GRIMES!
VERSUS!
WALTER WHITE!
BEGIN!
[Rick Grimes]
Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad
I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad
A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day
Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues
Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse
Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler
Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver
You tore your family apart sin by sin
Where I live, it happens literally limb from limb
So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it
I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast
[Walter White]
I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
[Rick Grimes]
CARL! I said stay back with the others
While I finish this b**** like you finished your mother
You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want
I'll watch you get eaten on my f*****' front lawn
[Walter White]
Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can b*** me
I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECII...
AUGH... AHHH... AUUUUGHHHH, AHH
AUHHH-EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!