To best enjoy this album:
Sit 4-8 feet away from quality speakers.
Create a triangle with your head and those speakers.
Do not turn down your mids.
Clean your ears.
Sit on something with back support.
Wear loose fitting clothing.
Avoid overhead lighting.
Close your eyes.
To best understand the material:
Work part time.
Make less than $20,000 a year.
Grow your hair out.
Live under the constant threat of eviction.
Wait until your bills arrive in pink envelopes before paying them.
Have a pregnancy scare
Have highly personal, and easily misunderstood goals
Maintain a healthy body weight
Always have a scheme or poorly thought out plans
Wake after 9 but before noon
Have roommates regardless of your age
Be a success s**ually but remember your failures
Understand the world wasn't made for you
Understand that your parents are just people and be nice to them based on merit
Understand s**ual partners know you better than your friends and treat them warmly
Have definite opinions, but understand that the world does not care.
Judge people on how they review your D&D campaign.
Love animals.
Do not treat r*****ed people like lepers.
Really, don't treat lepers like lepers.
Be kind to people.
Listen to Rene and Angela.
Do not be afraid of other people's opinions.
Understand art has a context and don't dismiss things outright.
Don't resent people with money.
Don't be married.
Do not have children.
Avoid hard drugs; they make you talk too loud, and that's annoying.
Understand that people have the right to be tasteless.
Approach dogs with confidence and not fear.
Attach yourself to people who are funny.
Distance yourself from uptight squares.
Embrace the meteor.
Try new things.
Sit 4-8 feet away from quality speakers.
Create a triangle with your head and those speakers.
Do not turn down your mids.
Clean your ears.
Sit on something with back support.
Wear loose fitting clothing.
Avoid overhead lighting.
Close your eyes.
To best understand the material:
Work part time.
Make less than $20,000 a year.
Grow your hair out.
Live under the constant threat of eviction.
Wait until your bills arrive in pink envelopes before paying them.
Have a pregnancy scare
Have highly personal, and easily misunderstood goals
Maintain a healthy body weight
Always have a scheme or poorly thought out plans
Wake after 9 but before noon
Have roommates regardless of your age
Be a success s**ually but remember your failures
Understand the world wasn't made for you
Understand that your parents are just people and be nice to them based on merit
Understand s**ual partners know you better than your friends and treat them warmly
Have definite opinions, but understand that the world does not care.
Judge people on how they review your D&D campaign.
Love animals.
Do not treat r*****ed people like lepers.
Really, don't treat lepers like lepers.
Be kind to people.
Listen to Rene and Angela.
Do not be afraid of other people's opinions.
Understand art has a context and don't dismiss things outright.
Don't resent people with money.
Don't be married.
Do not have children.
Avoid hard drugs; they make you talk too loud, and that's annoying.
Understand that people have the right to be tasteless.
Approach dogs with confidence and not fear.
Attach yourself to people who are funny.
Distance yourself from uptight squares.
Embrace the meteor.
Try new things.