The Kiss (skit) Lyrics

[Eminem]
I'm gonna kill this b****
I'm'a kill him
I'm going to f****** jail
Cause I'm gonna kill this b****
[Dave]
Yo man

[Eminem]
What

[Dave]
I don't know
I gotta really really bad feeling about this

[Eminem]
Man would you shut the f*** up Dave you always gotta bad feeling man
That's her car right there

[Dave]
Alright let me park

[Eminem]
Just park

[Dave]
I'm parkin!

[Eminem]
Turn the car off dog

[Dave]
Alright

[Eminem]
Alright we wait

[Dave]
We wait for what

[Eminem]
We wait till she comes out and then I'm gonna f***** kill her

[Dave]
Man you ain't gonna kill no one
What the f*** did you bring that for

[Eminem]
Man shut the f*** up dog
Just shut up, the f****** clip is empty
[Dave]
Man don't point that s*** at me

[Eminem]
Its not even loaded b****, look

[Dave]
Dude, god I f****** hate it when you do that s***

[Eminem]
Yea but its funny as f***

[Dave]
m*********** I'm gonna kill you one of these days I swear

[Eminem]
Gets you every time
Is that her?

[Dave]
Where?

[Eminem]
Right there m***********

[Dave]
Oh yeah

[Eminem]
Alright get down get down
[Dave]
f***, what you doing to her?

[Eminem]
Get Down!

[Dave]
What the f*** you want me to get under the car?

[Eminem]
Yo, who she walking with

[Dave]
How the f*** am I suppose to know, you told me to duck down

[Eminem]
Its the f****** bouncer
Did she just kiss him

[Dave]
I don't think so

[Eminem]
Dog she just f****** kissed him

[Dave]
No she didn't

[Eminem]
She's kissing him

[Dave]
No she's not

[Eminem]
Gets out car

[Dave]
Oh s***

[Eminem]
Come on