When Cowboys File for Divorce Lyrics

Now gimmie!
Ah! Ah!

Pick it up!
When cowboys file for divorce
You can't keep them on the horse
You can't keep them from the w****s!

When good old boys play their rock and roll
The guns and whiskey take their toll
You feel that devil in your soul
And do the dosey-doh

When cowboys file for divorce
Where the money go?
Who gets the kids?

When cowboys file for divorce
Who gets the house?
Who gets the hounds?

When cowboys pistol-whip the w****s
They build the case for more divorce
They set the stage for martial wars!

When Vladamir Putin stops commutin'
He runs around the Kremlin shootin'
Everythin' in sight!
That weight on your shoulders was never yours to carry
No!
It gets as big as a boulder
And you go and get married
To one of them dirty little things

When cowboys file for divorce
Where the money go?
Who gets the kids?

When cowboys file for divorce
Who gets the bench(?)
Who gets the oil?

When cowboys file for divorce
Who gets the guns?
Who gets the soil?
When cowboys file for divorce
Who gets the boat?
Who gets the house?
Hey!

When cowboys file for divorce
Who gets the ranch?
Who gets the hat?

When cowboys file for divorce
I want it all
I take it all
Oh!

When cowboys file for divorce
I wanna know
I do!

When cowboys file for divorce