[Verse 1]
Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut crashin' while
Jackin' off to bufferin' vids of Asher Roth eatin' apple sauce
Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the a** with saws
And knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off
Twisted sicker than mad cattle, in fact I'm off
Six different liquors with a Prince wig plastered on
Stop screamin', b****: you shouldn't be that alarmed
When Big Lips is in the attic armed with an addict's arm
Earl puts the "a**" in "a**assin"
Puts the pieces of decomposin' bodies in plastic
Puts 'em in a pan and mixes it up with scat
Then gobbles it like fat black b****** and catfish
It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and f*****' cast the s***
I'm askin' that you f***** rap actors take action
And get a hall pass for this class-act s***
How the f*** I fit an axe in a satchel?
Slip capsules in a glass, you dizzy rascal
Party staff baffled, askin' where her a** go
In my room, redefinin' the meanin' of black holes
Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got nuts to bust
And b***s to f*** and ups to shut and s**** to f*****' uppercut
It's OF b***ercup: go ahead, f*** with us
Without a doubt, a sure-fire way to get your mother f*****
Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her b***
Play a song, invade a thong, my d*** is havin' guts for lunch
As well as supper; then I'll rummage through her ruptured c***
Found the mustard, f*****' nosey neighbors notice somethings up
"What you doin'?" Nothin' much, squish out some other stuff
Gotta f*****' bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us
[Verse 2]
Get up off the pavement, wipe the dirt and vomit off
DopeBoyz hatin' but them f*****s is a lotta talk
Cotton soft p**** them Odd n***** is Molotov
c***tails, f*****' toss one in your apartment dog
Wolf Gang we ain't barkin', nah
Try talkin' on a blog with your f*****' arms cut off
Put in a carpet and watch it get auctioned off
The Ace tell Shake's daughter "We're sorry, but papa's gone... b****
Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut crashin' while
Jackin' off to bufferin' vids of Asher Roth eatin' apple sauce
Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the a** with saws
And knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off
Twisted sicker than mad cattle, in fact I'm off
Six different liquors with a Prince wig plastered on
Stop screamin', b****: you shouldn't be that alarmed
When Big Lips is in the attic armed with an addict's arm
Earl puts the "a**" in "a**assin"
Puts the pieces of decomposin' bodies in plastic
Puts 'em in a pan and mixes it up with scat
Then gobbles it like fat black b****** and catfish
It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and f*****' cast the s***
I'm askin' that you f***** rap actors take action
And get a hall pass for this class-act s***
How the f*** I fit an axe in a satchel?
Slip capsules in a glass, you dizzy rascal
Party staff baffled, askin' where her a** go
In my room, redefinin' the meanin' of black holes
Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got nuts to bust
And b***s to f*** and ups to shut and s**** to f*****' uppercut
It's OF b***ercup: go ahead, f*** with us
Without a doubt, a sure-fire way to get your mother f*****
Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her b***
Play a song, invade a thong, my d*** is havin' guts for lunch
As well as supper; then I'll rummage through her ruptured c***
Found the mustard, f*****' nosey neighbors notice somethings up
"What you doin'?" Nothin' much, squish out some other stuff
Gotta f*****' bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us
[Verse 2]
Get up off the pavement, wipe the dirt and vomit off
DopeBoyz hatin' but them f*****s is a lotta talk
Cotton soft p**** them Odd n***** is Molotov
c***tails, f*****' toss one in your apartment dog
Wolf Gang we ain't barkin', nah
Try talkin' on a blog with your f*****' arms cut off
Put in a carpet and watch it get auctioned off
The Ace tell Shake's daughter "We're sorry, but papa's gone... b****