Mambo No. s** Lyrics

Oh I had s** with Max but it was too complex
And he has just knocked me off my legs
Cos he had s** with his ex
I went to bed with Fred - It was so sad
Cos all I had from Mister Fred
He got my dreams all wet
So I had s** on the phone
It went on and on and on
But it shakes me on the bone now that I'm alone
Don't need no w**** no Fred no Max
Just Mambo No s**

It's Mambo Number s**
It's Mambo Number s**
Touch me baby
Mambo Number s**
Mambo Number s**

I had some fun with Dr d***
He showed me a new trick
But babe he made me sick
He always came to quick
Checked it out with Fritz
Man he was a blitz
I know how that fits - his wife had seven kids
I went with Howard - the coward
But we got in a jam
Cos he didn't give a d***
He was scared of Uncle Sam
So Fred go to bed and Max grab your ex
I'll take Mambo No s**

It's Mambo Number s**
It's Mambo Number s**
Touch me baby
Mambo Number s**
Mambo Number s**
I don't wanna tango
No cha cha cha no twist
And I don't wanna samba and fandango
I just want to be kissed
Oh I don't wanna do the bossa nova
No jitterbug with Max
The only thing that gets me off the sofa
Is Mambo No s**

It's Mambo Number s**
It's Mambo Number s**
Touch me baby
Mambo Number s**
Mambo Number s**

It's Mambo Number s**
It's Mambo Number s**