I met a girl on the Internet
her name was Haley
I said to give me s**
she said: "I'm only twelve"
I said that s*** is cool
I used to be in middle school!
But then again that was back in '93
and now I'm twenty-six I kinda see
how you and me could be a cronto girl
don't go out and tell the world
just try to act your age and then
wait, what's you're age again?
what's your age again?
Later on, I found her fan club,
I joined right up, and then I scanned one
or two pics of my nuts, a couple of my d***
and then I send em all at once
And that was about the time her daddy called me up
and told me he'd rip off my b**** and stuff
if I should ever try to touch his girl
I told him that she's growing up
and someone has to show her what
what to suck and f***
That's when he hung up.
Alright so check it out
after that phone call i felt a little bad, right
so I was gonna call her house y'know
and be a little apologetic, so
I call up, she picks up the phone and she's like
"This is Hayley"
And I'm like, something snapped in me, I'm like
"Do a barrel roll!"
She's like "what?"
I'm like "Do a barrel roll!"
She's like "What is a barrel roll? Who is this"
I'm like "This is Brian Peppers! Do a barrel roll!"
She's like "Oh my God, not Brian Peppers!
The guy with the big eyes!
He's going to molest me!"
I'm like "That's right, do a barrel roll!"
She was all crying and s***, it was bad
And that's about the time she called the police on me
why did she take my s*** so seriously
and she still act like she's in six grade yo
why cant she grow up a bit
it's not like I can penetrate
what's her age again?
wait,what's her age again?
Hayley, Hayley, Hayley, o Hayley, Hayley, Hayley
open your eyes I wanna skeet skeet skeet
I wanna skeet skeet skeet on your face
her name was Haley
I said to give me s**
she said: "I'm only twelve"
I said that s*** is cool
I used to be in middle school!
But then again that was back in '93
and now I'm twenty-six I kinda see
how you and me could be a cronto girl
don't go out and tell the world
just try to act your age and then
wait, what's you're age again?
what's your age again?
Later on, I found her fan club,
I joined right up, and then I scanned one
or two pics of my nuts, a couple of my d***
and then I send em all at once
And that was about the time her daddy called me up
and told me he'd rip off my b**** and stuff
if I should ever try to touch his girl
I told him that she's growing up
and someone has to show her what
what to suck and f***
That's when he hung up.
Alright so check it out
after that phone call i felt a little bad, right
so I was gonna call her house y'know
and be a little apologetic, so
I call up, she picks up the phone and she's like
"This is Hayley"
And I'm like, something snapped in me, I'm like
"Do a barrel roll!"
She's like "what?"
I'm like "Do a barrel roll!"
She's like "What is a barrel roll? Who is this"
I'm like "This is Brian Peppers! Do a barrel roll!"
She's like "Oh my God, not Brian Peppers!
The guy with the big eyes!
He's going to molest me!"
I'm like "That's right, do a barrel roll!"
She was all crying and s***, it was bad
And that's about the time she called the police on me
why did she take my s*** so seriously
and she still act like she's in six grade yo
why cant she grow up a bit
it's not like I can penetrate
what's her age again?
wait,what's her age again?
Hayley, Hayley, Hayley, o Hayley, Hayley, Hayley
open your eyes I wanna skeet skeet skeet
I wanna skeet skeet skeet on your face