Once upon a time there were two fairies
Now, there are a great many !
Do you believe in fairies
And the stories that never grow old ?
"There are fairies at the bottom of the garden"
That's a tale we've all been told
Let's think of our childhood games
Then go back to our baby ways
And let's all be fairies
"Tinkle, tinkle ! Gresh, gresh, gresh !"
All dance around and go crazy
Waving a b***ercup and daisy
We'll go 'whimsey, whomsey'
On tiptoe we'll say "Dash, dash"
Let's all be fairies
"Tinkle, tinkle ! Gresh, gresh, gresh !"
Ding dong, ding dong !
Fairy bells are gaily ringing
Ding dong, ding dong !
Everybody's gaily singing
Dancing round the moonbeams
La la la, la la
Hear our fairy footsteps
Whoops - There we are !
Two great big burly boxers
Were engaged to appear in the ring
Said the slosher to the slogger "I won't hurt you
If you don't hurt me, old thing"
"When we're in the ring, tonight
There's no reason why we should fight
So let's both be fairies
Tinkle, tinkle ! Gresh, gresh, gresh !"
Don't get annoyed if I shove you
You can't imagine how I love you!
We'll punch flimsey flamsey
You go out when I say "Dash"
Let's both be fairies
"Tinkle, tinkle ! Gresh, gresh, gresh !"
Ding dong, ding dong !
Fairy bells are gaily ringing
Ding dong, ding dong !
Everybody's gaily singing
Dancing round the moonbeams
La la la, la la
Hear our fairy footsteps
Whoops - There we are !
Whoops - There we are !
Now, there are a great many !
Do you believe in fairies
And the stories that never grow old ?
"There are fairies at the bottom of the garden"
That's a tale we've all been told
Let's think of our childhood games
Then go back to our baby ways
And let's all be fairies
"Tinkle, tinkle ! Gresh, gresh, gresh !"
All dance around and go crazy
Waving a b***ercup and daisy
We'll go 'whimsey, whomsey'
On tiptoe we'll say "Dash, dash"
Let's all be fairies
"Tinkle, tinkle ! Gresh, gresh, gresh !"
Ding dong, ding dong !
Fairy bells are gaily ringing
Ding dong, ding dong !
Everybody's gaily singing
Dancing round the moonbeams
La la la, la la
Hear our fairy footsteps
Whoops - There we are !
Two great big burly boxers
Were engaged to appear in the ring
Said the slosher to the slogger "I won't hurt you
If you don't hurt me, old thing"
"When we're in the ring, tonight
There's no reason why we should fight
So let's both be fairies
Tinkle, tinkle ! Gresh, gresh, gresh !"
Don't get annoyed if I shove you
You can't imagine how I love you!
We'll punch flimsey flamsey
You go out when I say "Dash"
Let's both be fairies
"Tinkle, tinkle ! Gresh, gresh, gresh !"
Ding dong, ding dong !
Fairy bells are gaily ringing
Ding dong, ding dong !
Everybody's gaily singing
Dancing round the moonbeams
La la la, la la
Hear our fairy footsteps
Whoops - There we are !
Whoops - There we are !