I'm conscious of myself
Of my health
When I'm visiting friends
I'm conscious of myself
Of my wealth
When I've nothing to spend
I'm conscious of myself
When I'm sad
And I've nothing to say
I'm conscious of myself
Being bad
In a juvenile way
I'm conscious of myself
Gaining weight
Eating food that I like
I'm conscious of myself
Feeling hate
For the models I like
I'm conscious of myself
Growing old
Growing baggage to move
I'm conscious of myself
Getting cold
Lost the love I could prove
So I take Vic pills
Contraception, gin calls
Visits to health clubs
No more nights in boy's books
Counseling
Cooking
Dinner party booking
Don't you just love my a**?
I'm conscious of myself
On the shelf
Got no man in my life
I'm conscious of myself
Check yourself
I'm your fantasy wife
I'm conscious of myself
Bad breath
It's garlic today
I'm conscious of myself
Nearer death
With the passing of the days
I'm conscious of myself
Near you
Your confidence is strong
I'm conscious of myself
Me too
But I get it all wrong
I'm conscious of myself
In bed
Do you like it this way?
I'm conscious of myself
Dead head
Knowing what you won't say
So I take Vic pills
Contraception, gin calls
Visits to health clubs
No more nights in boy's books
Counseling
Cooking
Dinner party bookings
Don't you just love my a**?
So I want blue eyes
Breast enlargements
Firm thighs
Chocolate milkshakes
No more diet headaches
s**ual branding
More than understanding
Don't you just love my a**?
So I take Vic pills
Contraception, gin calls
Visits to health clubs
No more nights in boy's books
Counseling
Cooking
Dinner party bookings
Won't you please love my a**?
I'm conscious of myself
I'm conscious of myself
I'm conscious of myself
I'm conscious of myself
Of my health
When I'm visiting friends
I'm conscious of myself
Of my wealth
When I've nothing to spend
I'm conscious of myself
When I'm sad
And I've nothing to say
I'm conscious of myself
Being bad
In a juvenile way
I'm conscious of myself
Gaining weight
Eating food that I like
I'm conscious of myself
Feeling hate
For the models I like
I'm conscious of myself
Growing old
Growing baggage to move
I'm conscious of myself
Getting cold
Lost the love I could prove
So I take Vic pills
Contraception, gin calls
Visits to health clubs
No more nights in boy's books
Counseling
Cooking
Dinner party booking
Don't you just love my a**?
I'm conscious of myself
On the shelf
Got no man in my life
I'm conscious of myself
Check yourself
I'm your fantasy wife
I'm conscious of myself
Bad breath
It's garlic today
I'm conscious of myself
Nearer death
With the passing of the days
I'm conscious of myself
Near you
Your confidence is strong
I'm conscious of myself
Me too
But I get it all wrong
I'm conscious of myself
In bed
Do you like it this way?
I'm conscious of myself
Dead head
Knowing what you won't say
So I take Vic pills
Contraception, gin calls
Visits to health clubs
No more nights in boy's books
Counseling
Cooking
Dinner party bookings
Don't you just love my a**?
So I want blue eyes
Breast enlargements
Firm thighs
Chocolate milkshakes
No more diet headaches
s**ual branding
More than understanding
Don't you just love my a**?
So I take Vic pills
Contraception, gin calls
Visits to health clubs
No more nights in boy's books
Counseling
Cooking
Dinner party bookings
Won't you please love my a**?
I'm conscious of myself
I'm conscious of myself
I'm conscious of myself
I'm conscious of myself