Your Family Is Poor Lyrics

You wake up in the morning and
Put on your hand-me-downs and then
You embarrass yourself
Cause you're a Weasley
Are those freckles you're sporting or
Is that p*** on your face?
I'm inclined not to believe it's freckles
Because of the smell

I saw you try to buy some Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
But you could not
Because
Well, nothing is all you've got

Because your family is poor
And I do implore
Why did your parents have so many kids when they're poor?
I said your family is poor
And I know for sure
That I am so much better than you cause your family is poor
The way that your hair looks
Like some lice are living there
Is kinda funny to me
I try not to be around you
Cause you always smell like...
Pee

Because your family is poor
And I do implore
Why did your parents have so many kids when they're poor?
I said your family is poor
And I know for sure
That I am so much better than you because your family,
Your family is poor