Uh
Uh
Uh
Uh
Uh *gasp* Uh
(repeat 2 more)
Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
I can make a film
Make you my star
You'll be a natural the way you are
I would like you on a long, black leash
I will parade you down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggie
Walk my little s** dwarf
We can make a scene
We'll be a team
Making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor,
You just watch them move aside
WE will take them for a ride of rides
They all love your miniature ways
You know what they say about small boys
s** Dwarf
s** Dwarf
s** Dwarf
I'm in a Rolls Royce
Look it's so huge
It's big and it's gold
With my dumb chauffer
Looking to procure
Run little doggie
Lurid disco dolly
Run my little s** dwarf
I feel so lonely
Get my little camera
Take a pretty picture
s** dwarf
In a gold Rolls
Making it with the dumb chauffer
Isn't it nice?
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
s** Dwarf
Isn't it nice?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
We can make an outfit for my little s** dwarf
To match the gold Rolls
And my dumb chauffer
We'll all look so good
We'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em gold
In black and gold
We can have playtime
In my little playroom
Disco dollies
My s** dwarf
And my dumb chauffer
I would like you on a long black lead
You can bring me all the things I need
s** dwarf
Isn't it nice?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
s** Dwarf
Isn't it nice?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
s** Dwarf
(repeat a lot)
Uh
Uh
Uh
Uh *gasp* Uh
(repeat 2 more)
Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
I can make a film
Make you my star
You'll be a natural the way you are
I would like you on a long, black leash
I will parade you down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggie
Walk my little s** dwarf
We can make a scene
We'll be a team
Making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor,
You just watch them move aside
WE will take them for a ride of rides
They all love your miniature ways
You know what they say about small boys
s** Dwarf
s** Dwarf
s** Dwarf
I'm in a Rolls Royce
Look it's so huge
It's big and it's gold
With my dumb chauffer
Looking to procure
Run little doggie
Lurid disco dolly
Run my little s** dwarf
I feel so lonely
Get my little camera
Take a pretty picture
s** dwarf
In a gold Rolls
Making it with the dumb chauffer
Isn't it nice?
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
s** Dwarf
Isn't it nice?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
We can make an outfit for my little s** dwarf
To match the gold Rolls
And my dumb chauffer
We'll all look so good
We'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em gold
In black and gold
We can have playtime
In my little playroom
Disco dollies
My s** dwarf
And my dumb chauffer
I would like you on a long black lead
You can bring me all the things I need
s** dwarf
Isn't it nice?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
s** Dwarf
Isn't it nice?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
s** Dwarf
(repeat a lot)