You know 50 Cent,
Well I don't know if he meant
What he said about the girls in the club
I don't care about his guns
Wouldn't want to share his drugs
My mum is harder than his mum
My mum, she could have his mum anyday
Don't know what it takes to be a gangster
But it seems to involve acting like a w*****
You know Britney Spears
Well don't mind that she's here
Singing all her songs about love
I don't care about her hair
Don't give a s*** what she wears
My b** is bigger than her b**
My a***, is bigger than her a***
Don't know what it takes to be a celebrity
It's not for me if all I can eat is celery
I'm not famous
But then I'm not shamelessly
Getting my t*** out for the lads
I never said that I was hard
Havn't even got a car
I don't give a f*** about that
I've got a lot
Got a lotta lotta love
That's enough
Well I don't know if he meant
What he said about the girls in the club
I don't care about his guns
Wouldn't want to share his drugs
My mum is harder than his mum
My mum, she could have his mum anyday
Don't know what it takes to be a gangster
But it seems to involve acting like a w*****
You know Britney Spears
Well don't mind that she's here
Singing all her songs about love
I don't care about her hair
Don't give a s*** what she wears
My b** is bigger than her b**
My a***, is bigger than her a***
Don't know what it takes to be a celebrity
It's not for me if all I can eat is celery
I'm not famous
But then I'm not shamelessly
Getting my t*** out for the lads
I never said that I was hard
Havn't even got a car
I don't give a f*** about that
I've got a lot
Got a lotta lotta love
That's enough