I did cocaine with David Blaine
He made my c**e disappear, mayne
We pulled the train off Ms. Love Hewitt
She knows what I did last summer, stupid
Oh please, Tara Reid
Took her to eat and she was scared of the beef
So I had to f*ck Jessica Simpson
In the kitchen, while she was fixing some chicken
And her little sister Ashley
Was waiting in the pantry,
Spreading her a**cheeks
Yelling, "Dirt Nasty!"
Tell 'em I said
Hurry up with the Teriyaki
Then I did Demi in the p***er
With a semi, she thought I was Kutcher (man)
Dude I heard a rumor. (What's that?)
Alyssa Milano is good for a nooner
And I ain't mad
At Jennifer Aniston, took it in the a** at the Hotel Radison
Her Dad thought it was the Pitt's
'Cause when he walked in,
I was pinchin' her ti*s
Now picture this,
I got a photo, of Fred Durst's di*k
It's about an inch
For real, I stole it from his b****
Some think that I'm phony homie
I play with my p**** like Adrien Brody.
F*ck you sue me
I'll be sniffin' ruffies with George Clooney
L.A. is like Groundhog Day
Same old sh*t never f*cking rains
Droppin' Names
What a shame
Never thought I'd Turn out this way
(Repeat)
I bursted the c*nt
Drew first blood on Kirsten Dunst.
And what about the Olsens?
At the Golden Globes,
Holdin' my s******
Where to f*ck Hillary Duff?
I'mma make her smoke dust and choke nuts
No I'm not kiddin'
I'll Moulin Douche Nicole Kidman
Head spinnin' from the Vodka
Courtney c** sucked my c*ck in a Mazda
near Jamba Juice
In the parking lot, bombin' on Tom Cruise
His d*ck's like a needle
Mine's t**anic, ask Leo
Or Vin Diesel
We were shootin' Speed in his agent's Regel
I'm harming my r***** (HMM)
Pardon my French, Carmen Electra
And Haley Joel Osment
Is gonna be doin' c**e before his b**** be droppin.
My nards aren't clean,
I've been partying with Charlie Sheen.
Hey Angelina Jolie
Why don't you put them lips on my Roman Cannoli
Like Monica Bellucci
I heard the c**chie, smells like Bleu Cheese.
I'm h**** for beaver.
Gimme a call, Sigourney Weaver.
L.A. is like Groundhog Day
Same old sh*t never f*cking rains
Droppin' Names
What a shame
Never thought I'd Turn out this way
(Repeat)
He made my c**e disappear, mayne
We pulled the train off Ms. Love Hewitt
She knows what I did last summer, stupid
Oh please, Tara Reid
Took her to eat and she was scared of the beef
So I had to f*ck Jessica Simpson
In the kitchen, while she was fixing some chicken
And her little sister Ashley
Was waiting in the pantry,
Spreading her a**cheeks
Yelling, "Dirt Nasty!"
Tell 'em I said
Hurry up with the Teriyaki
Then I did Demi in the p***er
With a semi, she thought I was Kutcher (man)
Dude I heard a rumor. (What's that?)
Alyssa Milano is good for a nooner
And I ain't mad
At Jennifer Aniston, took it in the a** at the Hotel Radison
Her Dad thought it was the Pitt's
'Cause when he walked in,
I was pinchin' her ti*s
Now picture this,
I got a photo, of Fred Durst's di*k
It's about an inch
For real, I stole it from his b****
Some think that I'm phony homie
I play with my p**** like Adrien Brody.
F*ck you sue me
I'll be sniffin' ruffies with George Clooney
L.A. is like Groundhog Day
Same old sh*t never f*cking rains
Droppin' Names
What a shame
Never thought I'd Turn out this way
(Repeat)
I bursted the c*nt
Drew first blood on Kirsten Dunst.
And what about the Olsens?
At the Golden Globes,
Holdin' my s******
Where to f*ck Hillary Duff?
I'mma make her smoke dust and choke nuts
No I'm not kiddin'
I'll Moulin Douche Nicole Kidman
Head spinnin' from the Vodka
Courtney c** sucked my c*ck in a Mazda
near Jamba Juice
In the parking lot, bombin' on Tom Cruise
His d*ck's like a needle
Mine's t**anic, ask Leo
Or Vin Diesel
We were shootin' Speed in his agent's Regel
I'm harming my r***** (HMM)
Pardon my French, Carmen Electra
And Haley Joel Osment
Is gonna be doin' c**e before his b**** be droppin.
My nards aren't clean,
I've been partying with Charlie Sheen.
Hey Angelina Jolie
Why don't you put them lips on my Roman Cannoli
Like Monica Bellucci
I heard the c**chie, smells like Bleu Cheese.
I'm h**** for beaver.
Gimme a call, Sigourney Weaver.
L.A. is like Groundhog Day
Same old sh*t never f*cking rains
Droppin' Names
What a shame
Never thought I'd Turn out this way
(Repeat)