The Earth Side of the Moon Lyrics

Meats, foods, and vegetables,
Grains and dairy,
There's a town in Indiana known as Gary,
And it's quite scary,
Let's wander into the desert,
So I can look into your eyes,
Let's wander into the desert,
And see which one of us dies first,
Most likely gonna be of thirst,
Man that idea's the worst,

It makes no sense to marry Claire De Lune,
She's a treasure chest with nary a doubloon
I kissed her on the Earth side of the moon,
I don't know when her time is coming but mine's coming soon,
Snowcaps, Jujubes, and Raisinettes,
I'm going to Las Vegas going to place some bets,
Do all my betting off track,
Always bet on black,

Let's go into the jungle and dance around like a jerk,
Let's go out to the jungle to do some field work,
Observe the ways of the gorilla,
Study the gorilla,
Me and gorilla gonna have a good time,
Me and gorilla gonna have a good time,
Me and my best girl gonna have a good time,

It makes no sense to marry Claire De Lune,
She's a treasure chest with nary a doubloon
I kissed her on the Earth side of the moon,
I don't know when her time is coming but mine's coming soon,