Lysol !Well I woke up this mornin hung over and wrecked-Looked in the mail found a government check-Went to the store with the check in my hand-Gonna buy a big blue aerosol can-Lysol ! Lysol Rap-Gets you hammered and it tastes like c***-Lysol ! Only costs five bucks-Kills your brain cells and f**** you up-Well I got into my car and I went downtown-Bought some Lysol and drank it all down-Got f***** up and my head was buzzin'-Gonna go home and f*** my cousin-Lysol ! Lysol Rap-Gets you hammered but it tastes like c***-Lysol ! Only costs five bucks-Kills your brain cells and f**** you up-Well I got my check and now she thinks I'm rich-So she asked me for money so I punched the b****-Looked at me and she said your passionate-And I said the licker store, yer passin it-Lysol ! Lysol Rap-Gets you hammered and it tastes like c***-Lysol ! Only costs five bucks-Kills your brain cells and f**** you up (good...like this)-Instrumental-Now I'm f***** up and I'm gonna go home-Stick my head in the toilet and puke black foam-Tomorrow mornin about half past ten-Gonna go and do the Lysol Rap again-Lysol ! Lysol Rap-Gets you hammered and it tastes like c***-Lysol ! Only costs five bucks-Kills your brain cells and f**** you up
(c) 1992 d*** Twang Band
(c) 1992 d*** Twang Band