Billy Joe Jimmy Jack f***** his sister Bubba Sue Elly Mae
To prove to cousin c***dog and uncle Cleatus that he was not gay
Now they got a problem they just can't seem to avoid
Bubba Sue Elly Mae is pregnant with a Mongoloid
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with a case on Down's Syndrome
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with an extra chromosome
Mongoloid Mongoloid from generations of being inbred
Nothin' but a Mongoloid with a waterhead
Well Billy Joe jimmy jack and cousin c***dog got out the Hoover vacuum cleaner
and placed the nozzle up inside the hole where billyjoe had placed his wiener
they held Buba Sue down on the bed with some help from uncle cletus
turned that vacuum cleaner on and sucked out that fetus
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with a case on Down's Syndrome
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with an extra chromosome
Mongoloid Mongoloid from generations of being inbred
Nothin' but a Mongoloid with a waterhead
Well the fetus was aborted and the hounddogs came up to sniff it
As they sat around eating all the afterbirth they decided what to do with it
They listened to the brilliant idea of their incestuous uncle cletus
Had a redneck hillbilly hoe-down and bar-b-qued the fetus
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with a case on Down's Syndrome
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with an extra chromosome
Mongoloid Mongoloid from generations of being inbred
Nothin' but a Mongoloid with a waterhead
To prove to cousin c***dog and uncle Cleatus that he was not gay
Now they got a problem they just can't seem to avoid
Bubba Sue Elly Mae is pregnant with a Mongoloid
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with a case on Down's Syndrome
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with an extra chromosome
Mongoloid Mongoloid from generations of being inbred
Nothin' but a Mongoloid with a waterhead
Well Billy Joe jimmy jack and cousin c***dog got out the Hoover vacuum cleaner
and placed the nozzle up inside the hole where billyjoe had placed his wiener
they held Buba Sue down on the bed with some help from uncle cletus
turned that vacuum cleaner on and sucked out that fetus
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with a case on Down's Syndrome
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with an extra chromosome
Mongoloid Mongoloid from generations of being inbred
Nothin' but a Mongoloid with a waterhead
Well the fetus was aborted and the hounddogs came up to sniff it
As they sat around eating all the afterbirth they decided what to do with it
They listened to the brilliant idea of their incestuous uncle cletus
Had a redneck hillbilly hoe-down and bar-b-qued the fetus
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with a case on Down's Syndrome
Mongoloid, Mongoloid with an extra chromosome
Mongoloid Mongoloid from generations of being inbred
Nothin' but a Mongoloid with a waterhead