ATTACK!!
(Over the huge loudspeakers-) PEOPLE OF EARTH... WE ARE YOUR ZILTOIDIAN OVERLORDS... RESISTANCE... IS FUTILE.
Z -
Ziltoidia attaxx!!! Ships are in the sky, everything goes rushing past and you know the reason why.
BOW DOWN!!! BOW NOW!!! You give us a COFFEE, you give us a COFFEE, you give us a WOP BAM BOOM!
Ooo Ziltoidia attaxx (tax tax!!) ships are in the sky, colder than the robot mind and you know the reason why...
YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE'LL DESTROY THE EARTH
YOU GET UP, YOU GET UP, YOU GET UP, GET DOWN!
AND YOU BETTER, YOU BETTER, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
We're coming to your town, we're coming to to your town
And you better believe it!
ZILTOIDIA ATTAXX, SHIPS ARE IN THE AIR
EVERYTHING GOES RUSHING BY WE'RE IN YOUR ATMOSPHERE
ZILTOIDIA ATTAXX... NOVACENE EVERYWHERE
YOU BETTER BELIEVE HE'S HEAVEN SENT
(We present to you... ZILTOID THE OMNISCIENT!)
[Ziltoid starts playing his guitar solo, dressed in the finest pleather, wearing his royal trousers. If he can impress the humans enough, they will surely hand over their finest coffee, and he can then go back in time and present himself to all c**tures throughout the universe as the ultimate rock star.]
Z - Check this out... (widdly, widdly, widdly...) SIMPLE!!! (w*** w*** widdle...) I am the greatest guitar player ever to have lived!
...I'm Ziltoid!!! Ahahahaha!!!
YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE'LL DESTROY THE EARTH
WE CAN'T HELP IT, WE CAN'T HELP WE CAN'T HELP IT NOW
AND YOU BETTER, YOU BETTER, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
We're coming to your town, we're coming to to your town
And you better believe it!
ZILTOIDIA ATTAXX, SHIPS ARE IN THE AIR
EVERYTHING GOES RUSHING BY WE'RE IN YOUR ATMOSPHERE
ZILTOIDIA ATTAXX... NOVACENE EVERYWHERE
YOU BETTER BELIEVE HE'S HEAVEN SENT, WE'RE IN YOUR ATMOSPHERE...
Yes... you better believe it.
(Over the huge loudspeakers-) PEOPLE OF EARTH... WE ARE YOUR ZILTOIDIAN OVERLORDS... RESISTANCE... IS FUTILE.
Z -
Ziltoidia attaxx!!! Ships are in the sky, everything goes rushing past and you know the reason why.
BOW DOWN!!! BOW NOW!!! You give us a COFFEE, you give us a COFFEE, you give us a WOP BAM BOOM!
Ooo Ziltoidia attaxx (tax tax!!) ships are in the sky, colder than the robot mind and you know the reason why...
YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE'LL DESTROY THE EARTH
YOU GET UP, YOU GET UP, YOU GET UP, GET DOWN!
AND YOU BETTER, YOU BETTER, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
We're coming to your town, we're coming to to your town
And you better believe it!
ZILTOIDIA ATTAXX, SHIPS ARE IN THE AIR
EVERYTHING GOES RUSHING BY WE'RE IN YOUR ATMOSPHERE
ZILTOIDIA ATTAXX... NOVACENE EVERYWHERE
YOU BETTER BELIEVE HE'S HEAVEN SENT
(We present to you... ZILTOID THE OMNISCIENT!)
[Ziltoid starts playing his guitar solo, dressed in the finest pleather, wearing his royal trousers. If he can impress the humans enough, they will surely hand over their finest coffee, and he can then go back in time and present himself to all c**tures throughout the universe as the ultimate rock star.]
Z - Check this out... (widdly, widdly, widdly...) SIMPLE!!! (w*** w*** widdle...) I am the greatest guitar player ever to have lived!
...I'm Ziltoid!!! Ahahahaha!!!
YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE'LL DESTROY THE EARTH
WE CAN'T HELP IT, WE CAN'T HELP WE CAN'T HELP IT NOW
AND YOU BETTER, YOU BETTER, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
We're coming to your town, we're coming to to your town
And you better believe it!
ZILTOIDIA ATTAXX, SHIPS ARE IN THE AIR
EVERYTHING GOES RUSHING BY WE'RE IN YOUR ATMOSPHERE
ZILTOIDIA ATTAXX... NOVACENE EVERYWHERE
YOU BETTER BELIEVE HE'S HEAVEN SENT, WE'RE IN YOUR ATMOSPHERE...
Yes... you better believe it.