[Verse 1: Deuce]
I wanna party every day till I can't see straight
A new girl each city, coming your way
Always getting f***** up till I'm puking out my brains
As long as I'm a rock star, nothing's gonna change
Strippers in the morning, liquor all day
And when I'm feeling h****, groupies got a brain
Always wear a condom, gotta play it safe
When the show's over, they come out to play
I go right past, touch on first base
As long as you got a itty-bitty waist
And got a nice little itty-bitty friend
You know I'll do bad things to that little pretty face
[Pre-Chorus: Deuce]
From LA to Tokyo
New York City, around the globe
First you see me, but now you don't
[Chorus: Deuce]
Catch me if you can
I'm gone, b****, all over the map
Not stopping, never going back
I'll never, ever give a d***
Catch me if you can
I won't quit, it's not who I am
Ain't hard for you to understand
Like a lion to a lamb
Catch me if you can
[Verse 2: Deuce]
I'm on top of the world, got money to blow
Went from bad to worse, rocking your girl
These b****** sporting my t-shirts
They be falling off when you see them crowd surf
Every night is just a blur
Keep sipping vodka until it hurts
Backstage with the one in the mini-skirt
Bring her back to the trailer so we can get to work
I promise you it ain't gonna hurt
I'll be the patient, you could be the nurse
Switch it all around, we can both take turns
Gonna make sure you get what you're worth
[Pre-Chorus: Deuce]
[Chorus: Deuce]
[Bridge: Gadget]
Catch me if you can, every day's Friday, Friday
b****, I'm the new Rebecca Black
Driving down the highway my way
Brand new tour bus with some warm ones in the back
Where we go is where the fun's at
And by fun I mean getting in your pants
You know how we always keep getting out of hand
And how I keep the party rocking all fricking year, d***
[Interlude: Deuce and Gadjet]
From LA, from LA, from LA to Tokyo
New York City, around the globe
[Chorus: Deuce]
[Post-Chorus: Deuce]
I'm gone, b****, I'm all over the map
Not stopping, never going back
Too hard for you to understand?
Catch me if you can
I'm gone, b****, all over the map
Not stopping, never going back
I'll never, ever give a d***
(So f*** you!)
[Outro: Gadjet]
So throw your hands in the air
And wave 'em all around like you just don't care
If you's a true player, we'll play Truth or Dare
If you wanna find the games, well, they're over here
So throw your face down, right down there
And wave it all around like you just don't care
Cause I'm a real player who never plays fair
We can all have fun, we all like to share
I wanna party every day till I can't see straight
A new girl each city, coming your way
Always getting f***** up till I'm puking out my brains
As long as I'm a rock star, nothing's gonna change
Strippers in the morning, liquor all day
And when I'm feeling h****, groupies got a brain
Always wear a condom, gotta play it safe
When the show's over, they come out to play
I go right past, touch on first base
As long as you got a itty-bitty waist
And got a nice little itty-bitty friend
You know I'll do bad things to that little pretty face
[Pre-Chorus: Deuce]
From LA to Tokyo
New York City, around the globe
First you see me, but now you don't
[Chorus: Deuce]
Catch me if you can
I'm gone, b****, all over the map
Not stopping, never going back
I'll never, ever give a d***
Catch me if you can
I won't quit, it's not who I am
Ain't hard for you to understand
Like a lion to a lamb
Catch me if you can
[Verse 2: Deuce]
I'm on top of the world, got money to blow
Went from bad to worse, rocking your girl
These b****** sporting my t-shirts
They be falling off when you see them crowd surf
Every night is just a blur
Keep sipping vodka until it hurts
Backstage with the one in the mini-skirt
Bring her back to the trailer so we can get to work
I promise you it ain't gonna hurt
I'll be the patient, you could be the nurse
Switch it all around, we can both take turns
Gonna make sure you get what you're worth
[Pre-Chorus: Deuce]
[Chorus: Deuce]
[Bridge: Gadget]
Catch me if you can, every day's Friday, Friday
b****, I'm the new Rebecca Black
Driving down the highway my way
Brand new tour bus with some warm ones in the back
Where we go is where the fun's at
And by fun I mean getting in your pants
You know how we always keep getting out of hand
And how I keep the party rocking all fricking year, d***
[Interlude: Deuce and Gadjet]
From LA, from LA, from LA to Tokyo
New York City, around the globe
[Chorus: Deuce]
[Post-Chorus: Deuce]
I'm gone, b****, I'm all over the map
Not stopping, never going back
Too hard for you to understand?
Catch me if you can
I'm gone, b****, all over the map
Not stopping, never going back
I'll never, ever give a d***
(So f*** you!)
[Outro: Gadjet]
So throw your hands in the air
And wave 'em all around like you just don't care
If you's a true player, we'll play Truth or Dare
If you wanna find the games, well, they're over here
So throw your face down, right down there
And wave it all around like you just don't care
Cause I'm a real player who never plays fair
We can all have fun, we all like to share