Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy
Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy
Don'T Laugh At Him Cause He Can'T p*** Straight
He Can'T Even m*********
Got No Gonads, Only Two Sockets
Got No Bulge In His Pockets
Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy
Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy
Can'T Even Make It Through A Day Of School
They Try To Stomp His Shriveled Little Tool
It Must Suck To Know You'Ll Never f***
Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy
Don'T Laugh At Him Cause He Can'T p*** Straight
He Can'T Even m*********
Got No Gonads, Only Two Sockets
Got No Bulge In His Pockets
Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy
Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy
Can'T Even Make It Through A Day Of School
They Try To Stomp His Shriveled Little Tool
It Must Suck To Know You'Ll Never f***