Jump Lyrics

As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was a man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window
To the crowd that was gathered there below
For he was sore afraid
Jump! You f*****, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his f****** neck
There was no blanket
Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left t** in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Fi-i-ilthy f******

Ahhhrrrr-soles