Well, Did You Evah! Lyrics

Have you heard
among this clan
i am called
the forgotten man?
well did you evah?
what a swell
party this is!
have ou heard
the story
of dexter boy
being gypped by love?
well, did you evah?
what a swell party
this is what frails,
what frocks
what furs,
what rocks
what gaiety!
it's all too exquis

that french
champagne
so good
for the brain

that band,
it's the end!
kindly don't
fall down, my friend.
have you heard?
professor munch ate his wife
and divorced his lunch.
well, did you evah?
what a swell party this is!
have you heard?
the countess krupp crossed the bridge
when the bridge was up well,
did you evah?
what a swell party this is!
have you heard that mimsie
starr just got pinched
in the astor bar?

well, did you evah?
what a swell party this is!
have you heard that uncle
newt forgot to open his parachute?
well, did you evah?

what a swell party this it 's great,
it's grand it 's wonderland what soup,
what fish that beef what a dish that grouse,
so rare that old camembert!

that baba au rhum!
will you please move over, chum?
have you heard the poor dear blanche
got run down by an avalanche?
well, did you evah?

what a swell party this is!
have you heard?
it's in the stars next july
we collide with mars.
well, did you evah?
what a swell party this is!