He travels the geodesics
With casual impunity
Seeking out a light blue speck
In a sea of dark energy
They call him Uatu
Chronicler of the multiverse
He sees our death come into focus
And spreads a knowing smirk
Transcending time and s***e
To watch the end of the human race
He's seen the earth die endlessly
Dimensional inevitability
War, famine, disease and more
The watcher stands to keep the score
Upon an island a fiery glow
The distant rumble of shifting snow
He has awakened eyjafjallajokull
Now death awaits us all
This watcher knows our final hours have come
With casual impunity
Seeking out a light blue speck
In a sea of dark energy
They call him Uatu
Chronicler of the multiverse
He sees our death come into focus
And spreads a knowing smirk
Transcending time and s***e
To watch the end of the human race
He's seen the earth die endlessly
Dimensional inevitability
War, famine, disease and more
The watcher stands to keep the score
Upon an island a fiery glow
The distant rumble of shifting snow
He has awakened eyjafjallajokull
Now death awaits us all
This watcher knows our final hours have come