Two antique dealers in a SUV, proceeded to cut me off
I followed them downtown to one of them...artists lofts
one of the guys came to the door, he said "Hi, you must be Mitch"
I said "no". I punched him in the teeth and said, "I'm a truck driving son of a b****"
aw yeah..
Truck driving son of a b****
Truck driving son of a b****
Chain smokin', baby chokin'
Truck driving son of a b****
The new waitress she gave me the eye at Greasy Bob's come on in
Took her home to a honkey-tonk, next thing we're checking into the Spring Days Inn in the morning she says I love you Hank, then she starts to twitch. I said sorry baby, gotta go, 'cuz I'm a truck driving son of a b****.
I'm a truck driving son of a b****
I'm a pill-poppin', mutton chop wearn"
truck driving son of a b****
A chicken fried, steak eatin'
truck driving son of a b****
A five dollar shower, nudie girl happy hour
truck driving son of a b****
Drinkin' beer at my favorite bar, the Chrome Nudie Girl Inn
Truckers don't like shuttle bus drivers and a slew of them walked
Rather drink with a smokey bear and get the hemorrhoid itch
Me and Bob beat the s*** out of them 'cause I'm truck driving son of a b****
Truck driving son of a b****
I'm a truck driving son of a b****
A sideburn wearin', redman chewin'
Truck driving son of a b****
Thema and Lousie hatin"
Truck driving son of a b****
Truck driving son of a b****
Truck driving son of a b****
Chain smokin', CB jokin'
truck driving son of a b****
I'm a truck driving son of a b****
come on over and slap me in my face cuz Im a truck driving son of a b****
I'm a truck driving son of a b****
Gear shiftin', chicken lickin'
truck driving son of a b****
Hey I thought you where a girl with all that hair. Where you goin' boy?
Hey dude. I'm goin' to a folk festival in Aspen!
Oh yeah, no kiddin'? Get the f*** out of my truck.
[truck drivin son of a b****]
I followed them downtown to one of them...artists lofts
one of the guys came to the door, he said "Hi, you must be Mitch"
I said "no". I punched him in the teeth and said, "I'm a truck driving son of a b****"
aw yeah..
Truck driving son of a b****
Truck driving son of a b****
Chain smokin', baby chokin'
Truck driving son of a b****
The new waitress she gave me the eye at Greasy Bob's come on in
Took her home to a honkey-tonk, next thing we're checking into the Spring Days Inn in the morning she says I love you Hank, then she starts to twitch. I said sorry baby, gotta go, 'cuz I'm a truck driving son of a b****.
I'm a truck driving son of a b****
I'm a pill-poppin', mutton chop wearn"
truck driving son of a b****
A chicken fried, steak eatin'
truck driving son of a b****
A five dollar shower, nudie girl happy hour
truck driving son of a b****
Drinkin' beer at my favorite bar, the Chrome Nudie Girl Inn
Truckers don't like shuttle bus drivers and a slew of them walked
Rather drink with a smokey bear and get the hemorrhoid itch
Me and Bob beat the s*** out of them 'cause I'm truck driving son of a b****
Truck driving son of a b****
I'm a truck driving son of a b****
A sideburn wearin', redman chewin'
Truck driving son of a b****
Thema and Lousie hatin"
Truck driving son of a b****
Truck driving son of a b****
Truck driving son of a b****
Chain smokin', CB jokin'
truck driving son of a b****
I'm a truck driving son of a b****
come on over and slap me in my face cuz Im a truck driving son of a b****
I'm a truck driving son of a b****
Gear shiftin', chicken lickin'
truck driving son of a b****
Hey I thought you where a girl with all that hair. Where you goin' boy?
Hey dude. I'm goin' to a folk festival in Aspen!
Oh yeah, no kiddin'? Get the f*** out of my truck.
[truck drivin son of a b****]