Lisa washed her hair on Monday
Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday
Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday
Lisa washed her hair in Thursday
Then her husband noticed that her shampoo
Had upset her pH balance
Her hair was all dried out and frizzy
So he shot the b**** and moved to the city
Her husband got a job at a roller rink
He tried to pick up chicks but he had a little d***
He brushed his teeth with Aim but it didn't matter
Nice fresh breath but his d*** didn't get no bigger
Oh what a stupid world
Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday
Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday
Lisa washed her hair in Thursday
Then her husband noticed that her shampoo
Had upset her pH balance
Her hair was all dried out and frizzy
So he shot the b**** and moved to the city
Her husband got a job at a roller rink
He tried to pick up chicks but he had a little d***
He brushed his teeth with Aim but it didn't matter
Nice fresh breath but his d*** didn't get no bigger
Oh what a stupid world