Dream Date of the 90's Lyrics

in the 70's i used to hang around in bars
i'd let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars
i'd let them take me back to their place
where i'd suck and f*** and f*** and suck and sit on their face
now i stay at home
i have s** over the phone
and i have what it takes to m*********

then i got knocked up in the 80's
so i went to a clinic for ladies
the doctor stuck a suction hose up my c***
the he scraped and sucked and sucked and scraped till he i killed that little runt
now i stay at home
i have s** over the phone
i know what it takes to m*********

now i'm living in the 90's
AIDS killed all the junkies and the gays
but i'm still here cause i was my needles out with bleach
and i never went to one of those roman f****** bathes
oh eeh ooo awe
dream date of the 90's