When I was driving through El Paso
Thats when my truck ran out of gasso
I fought a man to get that gasso
That was driving through El Paso
I met a man in Amarillo
He made me wrestle his garillo
He fluffed me up just like a pillow
That was down in Amarillo
The Texas Tango it ruins my brain
Every town is just the same
I just keep going from town to town
Trying not to let my deal go down.
I met a man down in Durango
He made me do the Texas Tango
He mashed me up just like a mango
That was driving through Durango
When I was driving down to Austin
I fought a man he was from Boston
You know it really was exhaustin'
That was driving down to Austin.
The Texas Tango it ruins my brain
Every town is just the same
I just keep going from town to town
Trying not to let my deal go down.
Thats when my truck ran out of gasso
I fought a man to get that gasso
That was driving through El Paso
I met a man in Amarillo
He made me wrestle his garillo
He fluffed me up just like a pillow
That was down in Amarillo
The Texas Tango it ruins my brain
Every town is just the same
I just keep going from town to town
Trying not to let my deal go down.
I met a man down in Durango
He made me do the Texas Tango
He mashed me up just like a mango
That was driving through Durango
When I was driving down to Austin
I fought a man he was from Boston
You know it really was exhaustin'
That was driving down to Austin.
The Texas Tango it ruins my brain
Every town is just the same
I just keep going from town to town
Trying not to let my deal go down.