p**** whipped again
A Fine mess I found myself in
Tryin' to be her buddy
Trying to make a woman my friend...
p**** whipped again
blame it on the whiskey and gin
Oh Lord, I'm p**** whipped again.
I took my male ego
And placed it under lock and key
I swore no God d*** woman
would ever make a fool of me.
Then I met this barmaid
and my whole d*** world caved in
Heaven knows when she sucked my toes
I was p**** whipped again
p**** whipped again
A fine mess I got myself in
Tryin' to be a buddy
Trying to make a woman my friend
p**** whipped again
blame it on the whiskey and gin
Oh Lord, p**** whipped again.
I knew my chauvenistic ways
would someday make her change her mind
And sure enough she left me
And just in the nick of time
Her girlfriend took me around the world
To places that I've never been
She called my bluff
And sure enough
I was p**** whipped again
p**** whipped again
a fine mess I got myself in
Tryin' to be her buddy
Trying to make a woman my friend
p**** whipped again
blame it on the whiskey and gin
Oh Lord, p**** whipped again.
Play it on time...
p**** whipped again
a fine mess I got myself in
Tryin' to be a buddy
Trying to make a woman my friend
p**** whipped again
blame it on the whiskey and gin
Oh Lord, p**** whipped again.
A Fine mess I found myself in
Tryin' to be her buddy
Trying to make a woman my friend...
p**** whipped again
blame it on the whiskey and gin
Oh Lord, I'm p**** whipped again.
I took my male ego
And placed it under lock and key
I swore no God d*** woman
would ever make a fool of me.
Then I met this barmaid
and my whole d*** world caved in
Heaven knows when she sucked my toes
I was p**** whipped again
p**** whipped again
A fine mess I got myself in
Tryin' to be a buddy
Trying to make a woman my friend
p**** whipped again
blame it on the whiskey and gin
Oh Lord, p**** whipped again.
I knew my chauvenistic ways
would someday make her change her mind
And sure enough she left me
And just in the nick of time
Her girlfriend took me around the world
To places that I've never been
She called my bluff
And sure enough
I was p**** whipped again
p**** whipped again
a fine mess I got myself in
Tryin' to be her buddy
Trying to make a woman my friend
p**** whipped again
blame it on the whiskey and gin
Oh Lord, p**** whipped again.
Play it on time...
p**** whipped again
a fine mess I got myself in
Tryin' to be a buddy
Trying to make a woman my friend
p**** whipped again
blame it on the whiskey and gin
Oh Lord, p**** whipped again.