The Chinese Have No Cheese Lyrics

I walk into a Chinese restaurant and can't get cheese
They ask me to order something else please
But this is America
I demand my cheese
In a Chinese restaurant I do as I please
The Chinese eat no cheese
They think we smell like s***
Everybody must have cheese
Still the Chinese don't believe

So I took my problem and I went overseas
To the land of the giant jingo-Japanese
But I couldn't get enough ice in my c**e
My world fell apart!

The Chinese eat no cheese
They think we smell like s***
Why the hell won't they eat our cheese
I challenge 10,000 centuries!

So I took my problem and I went to Mars
I stumbled round all the crummy downtown bars
But I couldn't get enough d***s in my b***
My a** fell apart!
The Chinese eat no cheese
They think we smell like s***
Why the hell won't they eat our cheese
We challenge 10,000 centuries!

Well I walk into a Chinese restaurant
And I ordered a lamb
Prepared in a way that is dear
To the folk of Iran
I begged and pleaded
My entreaty went unheeded
My mission it took place in a pan
The cheese of the Jesus
It deforms the fetus
The t*** of a Western man...
The Chinese eat no cheese
They think we smell like s***
Everybody must have cheese
Still the Chinese don't believe!

The Chinese eat no cheese
The Chinese eat no cheese
The Chinese eat no cheese
The Chinese eat no cheese

They're inscrutable
They're unstoppable
Nice complexions
No pimples pop-able

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