Medieval Werewolf Lyrics

It's Medieval Werewolf
Catching a wave
Everybody says that he needs a shave
He's just Medieval Werewolf
Hanging around
Everybody says he's mangy hound
He's just Medieval Werewolf
Combing his pelt, setting the table, his name was mispelt
He's a Medieval Werewolf
Feeling no shame, everybody knows his unholy name

And now this Medieval Werewolf is learning to surf
But on the coast of Medieval Normandy, the surf is the worst
And now Medieval Werewolf is running away
But that is the price of p**********

He's just Medieval Werewolf
Jacking the Jews, sucking the sausage, turning the screws
He's a Medieval Werewolf
Not saying no
Not saying something about nothing he knows...
It's just Medieval Werewolf
Having a growl
Odering coffee, taking a towel
Medieval Werewolf
Medieval Werewolf
Medieval Werewolf
It's just Medieval Werewolf
He'll give you such a scare wolf
And because he drinks so much he's falling down the stairs wolf
He's just Medieval Werewolf
Dances like Fred Astaire wolf
And he's coming out of his cave and going down to the beach...
He's just Medieval Werewolf
Is coming to town, he's booking a room, the rumors abound
Because Medieval Werewolf
Has taken a bride, he starts making love, he's not satisfied
He's just Medieval Werewolf
Becomes sanctified, he goes to the club, he then steps inside
Because Medieval Werewolf
Is getting the bends, he's crossing the border, he's not telling friends
He's just Medieval Werewolf
Medieval Werewolf

And now this tequila warehouse is starting to burst
And now this Medieval Werewolf is slaking his thirst
And now this Medieval Werewolf is running away...
But that is the price of p**********