March of the f***** Soldiers Lyrics

We have fought for centuries to finally have the right
To love a man with vengeance and if denied we shall fight
Call Mandarin!
Call Harlequin!
Call every listed mime...
f***** soldiers mobilize and have exotic times
We have fought for centuries to finally have the b****
To walk around stark naked out in public shopping malls
Call Kenny G., call Mister T
Call f****** anyone
f***** soldiers get together and they play with guns

Mobilization of the f***** soldiers
Mobilization of the f***** soldiers
Mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo
Mobilization
Of the f***** soldiers

We meet our commander and our fate is in his hands
So we listen closely to his complicated plans
His jaw is set, his beard is oiled
His training is superb
Maggot-f***** maniac, a pre-truncated Serb
He'll lead!

The March of the f***** soldiers
The March of the f***** soldiers
They march x8
March of the f***** soldiers

All right men, present d***s!
There's the enemy
And it's a fearsome force
I can see elements of the 7th Armored
Republican Guards "Medina" Division
"Das Reich" SS Panzer
The Fairfax County Police
Al-Queda
Oooooohhh...
They're cute......
It's the Army of the Nation vs. the Nation of the Gays
In such a horrid battle how can one side prevail?
Such a wretched slaughter that all history shall pale
The die is cast...
The sword is drawn...
We're cutting to the quick...
Then we decide against it and go suck each others d***s

It's the suck job of the f***** soldiers

The suck job of the f***** soldiers
They suck and f*** and suck and f***
And suck and f*** and suck and f***
They're sucking and f****** and sucking and f******
And sucking and f****** and sucking and f******
It's the suck job
Of the f***** soldiers!