Let's Call It a Life Lyrics

I AM FAMOUS TO MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY
TO MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY I'M A HOUSEHOLD NAME
THEY ALL KNOW I COULD'VE BEEN A CONTENDER
COULD'VE BEEN A KNEE BENDER AT THE WALK OF FAME
YEAH, BUT WHAT GOES UP MUST SURELY COME DOWN
FACTS AND FIGURES, THEY'RE A FACT OF LIFE
I ONLY WANTED TO BE IN "B" MOVIES,
BE KIND TO STRANGERS AND TO CALL IT A LIFE

YAY- EEEEH - EEEEH - OH
CALL IT A LIFE

IN MY MIND I'M THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER
I'M THE WORLDS GREATEST LOVER IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
I AM THE SILENT TYPE UNDER THE COVERS
UNDER THE COVERS I CAN'T TELL SUCH LIES

YEAH, BUT WHAT GOES UP MUST SURELY COME DOWN
FACTS OF BIOLOGY THEY'RE A FACT OF LIFE
I ONLY WANTED TO BE WANTED
HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF CHILDREN AND A SATISFIED WIFE
YAY-EEEEH - EEEEH - OH
(SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA LET GO OF WHERE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
LOOK WHERE YOU ARE AND JUST CALL IT A LIFE
YEAH, SOMETIMES YOU GO WHERE THE RIVER IS FLOWING
LOOK WHERE YOU ARE AND JUST CALL IT A LIFE)

LET'S CALL IT A LIFE
FROM THE ROCKING OF THE CRADLE TO THE ROLLING OF THE HEARSE
LET'S CALL IT A LIFE
MOST THE TIME IT'S BOREDOM BUT SOMETIMES IT'S WORSE
LAST NIGHT I DREAMED I HAD A MESSAGE FOR THE MASSES
A MESSAGE FOR THE MASSES THAT WOULD SET THEM FREE
I SHOOK MY TAMBOURINE AND STOOD ON A SOAP BOX
I STOOD ON A SOAP BOX AND SAID, "BE LIKE ME!"

WHAT GOES UP MUST SURELY COME DOWN
ARTIFACTS AND FIGURINES THEY'RE A FACT OF LIFE
I ONLY WANTED TO BE HALF CRAZY
AND TO BE HALF HAPPY AND TO CALL IT A LIFE

WE GOTTA CALL IT SOMETHING
SO LET'S JUST CALL IT A LIFE