d***y! d***y!
Beard! Beard!
d***y, d***y, Beard, Beard
Oh No No!
d***y! d***y!
Beard! Beard!
ah ah ah d***y, d***y Beard, Beard
Johnny woke up this morning
He felt kind of weird
(Felt kind of weird)
His nuts swelled overnight
(Swelled over night)
He went to scratch his d***y beard
(His d***y beard)
And he had b**** the size of cantaloupes
'Loupes, he's got 'loupes
He's got b**** the size of cantaloupes
'Loupes, he's got 'loupes
Oh he's got b**** the size of cantaloupes
b**** the size of cantaloupes
Oh he's got nuts.
Cant.
'Loupes.
Beard! Beard!
d***y, d***y, Beard, Beard
Oh No No!
d***y! d***y!
Beard! Beard!
ah ah ah d***y, d***y Beard, Beard
Johnny woke up this morning
He felt kind of weird
(Felt kind of weird)
His nuts swelled overnight
(Swelled over night)
He went to scratch his d***y beard
(His d***y beard)
And he had b**** the size of cantaloupes
'Loupes, he's got 'loupes
He's got b**** the size of cantaloupes
'Loupes, he's got 'loupes
Oh he's got b**** the size of cantaloupes
b**** the size of cantaloupes
Oh he's got nuts.
Cant.
'Loupes.