Ohh Stick You Lyrics

Ooh Stick You!

Hi! This is my friend Daphne and I'm Celeste
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" Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy¡­
Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy¡­

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy¡­

Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you! "

Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your b*** with a coconut
OOOHHHH!

" Ooh stick you..." {Repeat Chorus}

You go girl!
EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!
OOOOOHHHHHHHH!
EYE!
Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?

You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like Halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the IQ of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum Milly looks like Free w****

" Ooh stick you..." {Repeat Chorus}

You go girl!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Yee-ha!
Giddy up horsey!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
It's like a horror movie isn't it?
OOHH!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Ooh Ooh Eee!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Do you wanna know what
I really think about you?

You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!
You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!
Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert!

Whatever!

" Ooh stick you..." {Repeat Chorus}

You got ears on your face like spock in s***e!
You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed!
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!

What?

Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever!

" Ooh stick you..." {Repeat Chorus to fade}