Here's a story about Wicked Will
He bought himself a brand new automobile
He was hopin' he could get a feel
In the back seat with some girl
Here's a story about easy Sue
She didn't have nothin' better to do
She met Wicked Will late one night in a bar
So as the story goes
Wicked Will took off her clothes
She said, "Now don't get me wrong, Will
"I think you're a heck of a man
"But don't you ever wear my clothes again."
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He bought himself a brand new automobile
He was hopin' he could get a feel
In the back seat with some girl
Here's a story about easy Sue
She didn't have nothin' better to do
She met Wicked Will late one night in a bar
So as the story goes
Wicked Will took off her clothes
She said, "Now don't get me wrong, Will
"I think you're a heck of a man
"But don't you ever wear my clothes again."
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