Streetlights who would believe that a halogen lamp could conceive that's what she said and it stuck in my head it was her explanation of teen pregnancy don't you know what happens to all the girls who stay up all night under the streetlights the light seeps through the walls plants a seed and babies fall so when I see those city streets all lit up like a christmas tree her wisdom comes to me and I thank God that I can go out at night because I don't have ovaries