(When I was a young boy, I wanted to be a film star! I wanted to star in my own action film called, "Motorbike Man 12"! I don't know why specifically 12 it just sounded cool. But anyway, needless to say Motorbike Man 12 never actually materialized, but uh, instead, I have this.)
Check out my motorbike
I hope you like it
I'm a mix of a fighter pilot and a cyclist
Never mind physics
Because I find it a little inapplicable
Right when I fly
Limits never apply
And it's evident I'm
Not going to be the first
Daredevil to die
My hell is a temperate climate
So I'm revvin' on the engine
Just to get the fricking temperatue rising
Never mind driving
I get my high riding
Spinning my tyres
As I'm descending and climbing
Living the high life
I'm literally high
Pour me a mai tai
With a little lemon and lime in
All I need to eat is three square meals
And all I need to move is two round wheels
Ah!
And when I nail a perfect landing
I can't find the words
To descride dem feels
I lack an equal
A mix of man and eagle
Savagely ravaging people
Leave them wobbling like a weeble
I take a track and leave a battle scene
Gravity
Hasn't been
Something that's particularly hassled me
People are chatting
"See,
Well I imagine he's been to NASA's astronaut academy,
Hasn't he?"
You're lagging
Keep up
All but forgotten
Stand like a man
Or you'll be falling on your bottom
Ragdoll
Rolling on the floor
Your performance is really rather poor
If you're struggling to keep up anymore
I'd really like for you to tell me
What the hell you're here for
I wield more b****
Than tournaments in snooker
A super duper loop-the-looper
The manner in which I'm shooting through the hoops
Is moving you into a stupor
Face full of smoke
Like the user of a hookah
I'll leave ya newbies
Trying to reach the new bit
Finding each solution
And can finally be moving
From motorcycle riding
To writing decent music
My old style's miles higher
It's Trials Evolution!
(Motorbike Man 12 in very, very very select cinemas soon, I say selected I mean it doesn't even exist... I still want to be in a film called Motorbike Man 12...
Please?)
Check out my motorbike
I hope you like it
I'm a mix of a fighter pilot and a cyclist
Never mind physics
Because I find it a little inapplicable
Right when I fly
Limits never apply
And it's evident I'm
Not going to be the first
Daredevil to die
My hell is a temperate climate
So I'm revvin' on the engine
Just to get the fricking temperatue rising
Never mind driving
I get my high riding
Spinning my tyres
As I'm descending and climbing
Living the high life
I'm literally high
Pour me a mai tai
With a little lemon and lime in
All I need to eat is three square meals
And all I need to move is two round wheels
Ah!
And when I nail a perfect landing
I can't find the words
To descride dem feels
I lack an equal
A mix of man and eagle
Savagely ravaging people
Leave them wobbling like a weeble
I take a track and leave a battle scene
Gravity
Hasn't been
Something that's particularly hassled me
People are chatting
"See,
Well I imagine he's been to NASA's astronaut academy,
Hasn't he?"
You're lagging
Keep up
All but forgotten
Stand like a man
Or you'll be falling on your bottom
Ragdoll
Rolling on the floor
Your performance is really rather poor
If you're struggling to keep up anymore
I'd really like for you to tell me
What the hell you're here for
I wield more b****
Than tournaments in snooker
A super duper loop-the-looper
The manner in which I'm shooting through the hoops
Is moving you into a stupor
Face full of smoke
Like the user of a hookah
I'll leave ya newbies
Trying to reach the new bit
Finding each solution
And can finally be moving
From motorcycle riding
To writing decent music
My old style's miles higher
It's Trials Evolution!
(Motorbike Man 12 in very, very very select cinemas soon, I say selected I mean it doesn't even exist... I still want to be in a film called Motorbike Man 12...
Please?)