It's a celebration day of the gay community
Bus full of f*****s and a jungle trip for charity
Their biggest h*** nightmare is about to come true
a******* will bleed but they have no f****** glue
Posse of wild monkeys h**** as hell
Hunger for f** a** in the air you can tell
Their little vacation will be f***** to gore
Leaving every orifice bleeding and sore
CHORUS:
Biggest jungle f***fest you have ever seen
As Tarzan gets raped by a Cheetah
Rock hard banana, a tool of s**ual torture
And it ain't no tasty Chiquita
f****** Woodstock was like a kindergarten
compared to this nasty a** s***
Humongous dongs swinging around
and r*****s blown to m************ bits
King of the jungle with a 12 inch rod
comes knocking at your backdoor
Once the ace of cosmopolitan gay circles
now turned to a worthless w****
Helpless screams silenced
by gallons of boiling c**
Fruity s**** of the jungle
spewed under burning sun
Bus full of f*****s and a jungle trip for charity
Their biggest h*** nightmare is about to come true
a******* will bleed but they have no f****** glue
Posse of wild monkeys h**** as hell
Hunger for f** a** in the air you can tell
Their little vacation will be f***** to gore
Leaving every orifice bleeding and sore
CHORUS:
Biggest jungle f***fest you have ever seen
As Tarzan gets raped by a Cheetah
Rock hard banana, a tool of s**ual torture
And it ain't no tasty Chiquita
f****** Woodstock was like a kindergarten
compared to this nasty a** s***
Humongous dongs swinging around
and r*****s blown to m************ bits
King of the jungle with a 12 inch rod
comes knocking at your backdoor
Once the ace of cosmopolitan gay circles
now turned to a worthless w****
Helpless screams silenced
by gallons of boiling c**
Fruity s**** of the jungle
spewed under burning sun