My uncle Ronald never had a pet,
twisted man is a Vietnam vet
He's a pervert and patriotic man
fetish to c** everywhere he can
Telling me story's about the w****s of Saigon
Had a c*** so large they called him
s****** Kong
Serialcummer s****** Kong went to Nam'
Goal to have as much p**** he can
b**** full of c** he went to Saigon
to f*** and kill
Gun and c*** both loaded,
looking for c**** to kill
CHORUS:
Stars and stripes
tattooed into his scarred d***
s****** Kong is the man
the b****** like to lick
s**** all around, w**** come and taste
Don't want my quality c** to go to waste
Fat bloated Ronald sure likes to c**,
even he's a old f*** and looks like a b**
Endless supply of s**** in his sack
I have a hard time covering his back
He lurks into neighborhood to j*** around,
Leaving c** stains
everywhere to be found
Police is always after him,
they think he's after kids
want to lock him in
twisted man is a Vietnam vet
He's a pervert and patriotic man
fetish to c** everywhere he can
Telling me story's about the w****s of Saigon
Had a c*** so large they called him
s****** Kong
Serialcummer s****** Kong went to Nam'
Goal to have as much p**** he can
b**** full of c** he went to Saigon
to f*** and kill
Gun and c*** both loaded,
looking for c**** to kill
CHORUS:
Stars and stripes
tattooed into his scarred d***
s****** Kong is the man
the b****** like to lick
s**** all around, w**** come and taste
Don't want my quality c** to go to waste
Fat bloated Ronald sure likes to c**,
even he's a old f*** and looks like a b**
Endless supply of s**** in his sack
I have a hard time covering his back
He lurks into neighborhood to j*** around,
Leaving c** stains
everywhere to be found
Police is always after him,
they think he's after kids
want to lock him in