Art b**** Lyrics

My art is called egocentric soft p****
Or maybe it's just narcisism
My one and only subject
Goes from something like anything but
Me ism
Wouldn't it be easier for beardsley
He could drop the paintings
And photograph his p****
Or take pics of the chicks
Yeah, you know what i mean
Wouldn't it be better for escher
He could drop the math
And make it happen on his matress
2 girls and a cam
3 girls and a cam
Put a dog there and you got polaroid scam

I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-b****
I sell my paintings to the men i eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
Cuz i only show
Where there's free al-co-hol
I am so hardcore
I sell my c*** and people ask for more
Call me re-vo-lu-tionaire
I poo on a plate and get it published on visionaire
What i do, it's called art-s***
And don't you dare make fun of me
Cuz everything i do was featured on the pages of id

I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-b****
I sell my paintings to the men i eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
Cuz i only show
Where there's free al-co-hol
I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-b****
I sell my paintings to the men i eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
Cuz i only show
Where there's free al-co-hol
Lick lick lick my art-t**
Suck suck suck my art-hole

I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-b****
I sell my paintings to the men i eat
I have no port-fo-lee-o
Cuz i only show
Where there's free al-co-hol