England (Last Year) Lyrics

I went to England last year and it was f***** up
I went to England last year and it was f***** up
I went to England last year and it was f***** up
I rode a lorry down to post a parcel
It was raining out so I wore a mackintosh
I had to eat lunch at a Tesco
The food was measured out in grams and liters

I went to England last year and it was f***** up

I had to get on a plane, f*** that
I had to go all the way across the pond
and it turns out it isn't really a pond
It took about 8 hours
I went to England last year and it was f***** up

Went down to the High Street
Had to hire a barrister
He's like a lawyer but different
I sat my A-levels in maths
I went to England last year and it was f***** up

I went to England last year and it was f***** up
They had cameras everywhere and I was flicking em off
and a guy came on the loud speaker and said
Don't give the cameras the finger, this is England