Bass Machine Lyrics

Yeah, I think I'm gonna take the Subaru out today
Got about eighteen woofers in it
(Wow)
Got, like, sixteen subwoofers
(That's a lot of woofers)
That's right
I'm going downtown like a bass machine
Going to Chicago like a bass machine
Going to Chicago to party with Oprah
(Party with Oprah)

Drive to the club about 7:00
Dude says "hey" as I'm driving up,
"Get out of here man, you're too cool for this club"
(You're just too cool)

So I go to Ikea bout 8:00
I pull the whip up in the loading dock
They don't mind if I park here, these guys know me
(We'll take care of it for you)
Yeah, we're cool like that, cause there's no Ikea in my city
(What?)
That's right
Going downtown like a bass machine
Going to Chicago like a bass machine
I'm going to Chicago to party with Oprah
(Party with Oprah)

I'm like Oprah cause everybody gets a car
I'm like Oprah cause everybody gets a car
I'm like Oprah cause I got a book club
(I got a book club)

Everybody gets a car
Everybody gets a car, that's right
Everybody gets a car
Everybody gets a book club
(I got a book club, it's pretty cool
It's called the book club, you wanna join?)
I'm going downtown like a bass machine
Going to Chicago like a bass machine
Going to Chicago to party with Oprah
(Party with Oprah)

I'm like Oprah cause everybody gets a car
I'm like Oprah cause everybody gets a car
I'm like Oprah cause I'll endorse your book
(You should read it)

Everybody gets their book endorsed
Everybody gets a car
Everybody gets their book endorsed by Oprah
(I'll endorse your book:
It's a pretty good book.)