It's three in the afternoon and
you've got some time you can kill
before the party tonight
so you decide to just chill
your couch cushions spend some
quality time with your a**
while you turn on your tv, sit back,
smoke and relax to the
max - your body temperature falls
maximum - heart rate slows to a crawl
maximum overchill
max - your blood begins to freeze
maximum - brings you to your knees
maximum overchill
get up, lets leave this place
your party potential has gone to waste
the wimpiness shown here
should be a crime
when you chill this hard
it just wastes my time
your friends are worried
haven't seen you for days
while you've been couch-sloshed
smoked out in a videogame haze
the screen keeps on flashing "game over"
you're through
but its not just the game
its referring to you
what happened, you see, is inactivity
caused your very particle atoms to freeze
you're a block of ice, devoid of all life
frozen to your couch
dead by your own design
you've got some time you can kill
before the party tonight
so you decide to just chill
your couch cushions spend some
quality time with your a**
while you turn on your tv, sit back,
smoke and relax to the
max - your body temperature falls
maximum - heart rate slows to a crawl
maximum overchill
max - your blood begins to freeze
maximum - brings you to your knees
maximum overchill
get up, lets leave this place
your party potential has gone to waste
the wimpiness shown here
should be a crime
when you chill this hard
it just wastes my time
your friends are worried
haven't seen you for days
while you've been couch-sloshed
smoked out in a videogame haze
the screen keeps on flashing "game over"
you're through
but its not just the game
its referring to you
what happened, you see, is inactivity
caused your very particle atoms to freeze
you're a block of ice, devoid of all life
frozen to your couch
dead by your own design