Uni-t**
(Music: Martinez) (Lyrics: Widener, Martinez)
Science built his single breast
Saline under skin
Lopsided and misshapen
He can't stop fondling it
m*********s with his right hand
While pawing with his left
Pinch the nipple extra hard
He gropes his deformed chest
He is Mr. Uni-t**
Surgical miscreant
People point and laugh at it
He's a fetishistic freak
He tries on lacy undergarments
Half the time he fits
Mocking children throw things at
His lonely, single t**
He'll rub it on you as he walks by
His nipple hard, just a bit
Then breathe a little forlorn sigh
He's Mr. Uni-t**
(Music: Martinez) (Lyrics: Widener, Martinez)
Science built his single breast
Saline under skin
Lopsided and misshapen
He can't stop fondling it
m*********s with his right hand
While pawing with his left
Pinch the nipple extra hard
He gropes his deformed chest
He is Mr. Uni-t**
Surgical miscreant
People point and laugh at it
He's a fetishistic freak
He tries on lacy undergarments
Half the time he fits
Mocking children throw things at
His lonely, single t**
He'll rub it on you as he walks by
His nipple hard, just a bit
Then breathe a little forlorn sigh
He's Mr. Uni-t**