Allergic to Myself Lyrics

He was my friend, but what the f***
I slapped him down cuz it was fun
I stole his girl, I knocked her up
I had my fun
I'm allergic to myself

So, she kept the kid, went on the dole
I took her checks, I spent it all
Went in my lungs and up my nose
She loves me so
I'm allergic to myself

Now the kid's a foul mouthed little brat
Just like his dad - a f****** rat
He hates his mom, he thinks I'm great
What can I say?

I'm allergic to myself
It cracks me up, it makes me scratch.
He's still my friend, she's always back.
I'm allergic to myself