The Yeastie Girls:
I know you're really proud cause you think you're well hung
but I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue
you say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
but you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
if you're lying there expecting me to suck your d***
you're going to have to give more than just a token lick
well you may not like it but you better learn how
cause it's your turn now
now you suck suck it hard go down baby
you suck lick it hard and move your tongue around
If you're worried about babies you can lower your risk
by giving me that special c********** kiss
it's on your face that I'm gonna sit
you can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my c***
don't worry about making me have an o*****
just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it
but you better learn to love it
now you suck... [follow previous instructions]
When you hear safe s** you snicker under your breath
we got to take cover we're flirting with death
AIDS is our problem we've got to talk
break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift
got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my c***
dinner's on get busy with my booty
got a couple of flavours sweet licorice and fruity
I know you're said luscious p**** with a cover
I'm aching too we can't taste each other
there's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
this ain't no joke
Sisters...you've got the power: use it!
[woman:] You brought a condom, right?
[man:] HUH?
[woman:] I'm unprotected
[man:] Ain't you on the pill?
[woman:] Oh, that was great and everything, but you know I think it's your turn to go down on me
[man:] I'm tired, I'm tired
[woman:] What do you mean you're tired? come on baby come on
[man:] no, no that's awful ... that taste terrible
[woman:] you a** hole you s***
Well I know you think it's a real drag
to suck my c*** when I'm on the rag
quit making up stories yeah give me a break
cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
you tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection
how do you think I feel when I gag on your erection uuh
you're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
get your face between my thighs
Now you suck... [Very good]
I know you're really proud cause you think you're well hung
but I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue
you say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
but you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
if you're lying there expecting me to suck your d***
you're going to have to give more than just a token lick
well you may not like it but you better learn how
cause it's your turn now
now you suck suck it hard go down baby
you suck lick it hard and move your tongue around
If you're worried about babies you can lower your risk
by giving me that special c********** kiss
it's on your face that I'm gonna sit
you can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my c***
don't worry about making me have an o*****
just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it
but you better learn to love it
now you suck... [follow previous instructions]
When you hear safe s** you snicker under your breath
we got to take cover we're flirting with death
AIDS is our problem we've got to talk
break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift
got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my c***
dinner's on get busy with my booty
got a couple of flavours sweet licorice and fruity
I know you're said luscious p**** with a cover
I'm aching too we can't taste each other
there's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
this ain't no joke
Sisters...you've got the power: use it!
[woman:] You brought a condom, right?
[man:] HUH?
[woman:] I'm unprotected
[man:] Ain't you on the pill?
[woman:] Oh, that was great and everything, but you know I think it's your turn to go down on me
[man:] I'm tired, I'm tired
[woman:] What do you mean you're tired? come on baby come on
[man:] no, no that's awful ... that taste terrible
[woman:] you a** hole you s***
Well I know you think it's a real drag
to suck my c*** when I'm on the rag
quit making up stories yeah give me a break
cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
you tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection
how do you think I feel when I gag on your erection uuh
you're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
get your face between my thighs
Now you suck... [Very good]