"Honey, I'm home!"
How was work? I got dinner on the stove
"You call this dinner? This is why we all get thinner"
It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words
Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure
I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Have you ever seen a dysfunctional family
Sit so calmly while they bask in the light of a TV screen?
And have you ever dreamed that you laughed until you cried
And then you cried until you screamed?
Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure
I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Hey mama, turn the TV on
Put something in the VCR
With channel 7 to the stars
Here we go, here we go, here we go, aye
Hey mama, turn the TV on
Put something in the VCR
With channel 7 to the stars
Here we go, here we go
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
"Honey, I'm home!"
How was work? I got dinner on the stove
"You call this dinner? This is why we all get thinner"
It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words
Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure
I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Have you ever seen a dysfunctional family
Sit so calmly while they bask in the light of a TV screen?
And have you ever dreamed that you laughed until you cried
And then you cried until you screamed?
Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure
I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Hey mama, turn the TV on
Put something in the VCR
With channel 7 to the stars
Here we go, here we go, here we go, aye
Hey mama, turn the TV on
Put something in the VCR
With channel 7 to the stars
Here we go, here we go
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
How was work? I got dinner on the stove
"You call this dinner? This is why we all get thinner"
It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words
Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure
I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Have you ever seen a dysfunctional family
Sit so calmly while they bask in the light of a TV screen?
And have you ever dreamed that you laughed until you cried
And then you cried until you screamed?
Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure
I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Hey mama, turn the TV on
Put something in the VCR
With channel 7 to the stars
Here we go, here we go, here we go, aye
Hey mama, turn the TV on
Put something in the VCR
With channel 7 to the stars
Here we go, here we go
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
"Honey, I'm home!"
How was work? I got dinner on the stove
"You call this dinner? This is why we all get thinner"
It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words
Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure
I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Have you ever seen a dysfunctional family
Sit so calmly while they bask in the light of a TV screen?
And have you ever dreamed that you laughed until you cried
And then you cried until you screamed?
Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure
I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Hey mama, turn the TV on
Put something in the VCR
With channel 7 to the stars
Here we go, here we go, here we go, aye
Hey mama, turn the TV on
Put something in the VCR
With channel 7 to the stars
Here we go, here we go
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm