Physics of a Unicycle Lyrics

orville and wilbur
cold cut
the anchor's from their ankles,
carving
propellers from whale fins
in the back of a bicycle shop...
and thus begins the tale
of the thumb trigger
cloud kill.

at last the wright's reinvented
the horse with wings,
another invention
only fit for a mannequin.
early time machine's
will have tended to leave you
left screaming
on a dinosaur's dish.
in da vinci's 'bike accident',
an outerspace whodunit?
monkeys play magellan
as the next ex-edison,
standing out
in the crowd
with a unicycle.

physics of a unicycle...
twice the remarkable.