s** and scandal all the way
It's the paper for you on a Sunday
All the slags and the old bags
Showing their t*** in the Sunday rag
Maria Whitaker bearing her all
Great big t*** of Tina Small
Well these girls they can't be real
I for one wouldn't mind a feel, Oi!
Chorus:
Sunday Sport, it's the Sunday Sport
Don't get caught with the Sunday Sport
Birds with big t*** on the cover
Don't you show it to your mother
Buy the paper every Sunday morn
In the paper rack amongst the p***
Centre spread goes straight to my head
I wanna get them into my bed
There's the letters from the reader's wives
Telling the stories of their kinky lives
The agony aunt is Fiona Wright
She knows what to do in the night, alright!
It's the paper for you on a Sunday
All the slags and the old bags
Showing their t*** in the Sunday rag
Maria Whitaker bearing her all
Great big t*** of Tina Small
Well these girls they can't be real
I for one wouldn't mind a feel, Oi!
Chorus:
Sunday Sport, it's the Sunday Sport
Don't get caught with the Sunday Sport
Birds with big t*** on the cover
Don't you show it to your mother
Buy the paper every Sunday morn
In the paper rack amongst the p***
Centre spread goes straight to my head
I wanna get them into my bed
There's the letters from the reader's wives
Telling the stories of their kinky lives
The agony aunt is Fiona Wright
She knows what to do in the night, alright!